Idioteque ala Tila Tequila
It’s official. Tila Tequila is a jerk. On the other hand, what news is it, really?
Tila has made some announcement on her blog about her upcoming album, and it’s name. Now the name is revealed.
Behold: “I HAVE TERETTS”.
That’s right, “teretts”. Now, I don’t really what she’s after with “teretts”, close guess would be maybe Tourette’s Syndrome, which of course (of course) is an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by the presence of multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one vocal (phonic) tic; these tics characteristically wax and wane. (Thank you, Wikipedia)
This is what she says on her blog (all in caps, naturally):
IT IS GOING TO BE THE DOPEST RECORD OF THE YEAR I PROMISE! YA’LL AIN’T HEARD NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE AND I CAN’T WAIT TO PUT IT OUT FOR YOU GUYS! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH AND THANK YOU SO MUCH ONCE AGAIN FOR ALWAYS SUPPORTING YOUR FAVORITE GIRL ON THE SCENE…….I WORK HARD FOR YOU….SO YOU BETTER SHAKE THAT ASS WHEN MY ALBUM HITS THE STREETS THIS WINTER! HELLLLLL YEAAAAA BITCHES! LOVE YA!
Now, I don’t know about you, but naming your record after a neuropsychiatric disorder (and misspelling it in the process) is probably not the smartest thing to do. Not because controversial album names are anything new (look at the recent furore over the Nas’s “N*gger” album), or because she’ll be boycotted by Tourette’s victims’ support groups.
No, it’s simply not that smart because it makes her look like a moron. Plain and simple.












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